Why I Built This

When You’re Staring at an Empty Bank Account, You Can’t Afford Marketing That Might Work.

After spending a decade helping local business owners with their websites and marketing, at the outset of COVID, I thought a corporate job would be “safer.”

First restructuring: Four years in. Gone.

After close to a year of looking, I finally found a new job. Entry-level sales. Barely enough to pay the bills and feed myself, my two dogs, one cat, and the three feral cats who’ve adopted my back porch.

Second restructuring: Eight months later. Gone again.

When you’re staring at an empty bank account and mouths to feed, you stop having the luxury of hoping marketing might work. You need something that does work.

So I went back to what I knew actually worked from my decade in the trenches with brick-and-mortar owners.

Not funnels. Not social media strategies. Not “content calendars.”

Just this:


Listen to the customer. Use their exact words. Stop guessing.

Only this time, I have something I didn’t have before.

AI.

Not as a replacement for my experience. As an exoskeleton.

A way to do the research work of a 5-person agency—in days instead of months—and turn your customers’ own words into a sales page that feels like their best friend wrote it.

Because in a way? It did.

It’s Not Just The Money You’ve Wasted. It’s The Confidence.

You used to trust yourself.

You built your business from nothing. Your customers love you. You’re exceptional at what you do.

But somewhere between the third agency that “didn’t quite get your brand” and the $2,000 Google Ads campaign that generated two clicks and zero customers, something shifted.

Now every marketing decision feels like a gamble.

You second-guess the headline. You overthink the email. You wonder if maybe you’re just not cut out for “this internet stuff.”

You are cut out for it.

The problem isn’t you. It’s that nobody has ever bothered to ask your customers what they actually think.

They write your copy based on what THEY think will resonate.

They use industry terms your customers don’t use.

They create campaigns around what THEY believe works.

And then they wonder why you’re not seeing results.

Your customers are already telling you exactly what to say. In their reviews. In their emails. In the words they use when they call to say thank you.

Here’s the truth that should make you angry:


Nobody has been listening.

Until now.

Everything You Need. Nothing You Don’t.

✓  60-Min Strategy Call (Recorded) — Research session. You grant us access to your VoC data.

✓  Voice-of-Customer Research Report — 20–30 documented customer quotes. Language bank. Citations.

✓  The Customer Magnet Page™ — Complete conversion-focused landing page. Written in your customers’ exact words.

✓  5-Email Nurture Sequence — Plain text, conversational. Loaded into your email service provider for you. You publish them.

✓  Go-Live Implementation Support — 60–90 min Google Meet. Page published, emails loaded, everything tested.

✓  30-Day Evaluation Call — Real data. Copy tweaks included. A/B test analysis. No extra charge.

FAQs

Have questions? Find the answers below.

What if I don’t have customer emails or reviews to work from?

We find them. Reddit, Google reviews of competitors, industry forums, Facebook groups—your customers are talking online whether they’re talking to you or not. go find where they’re talking.

What if I don’t have a website yet?

Perfect. We’ll deliver a page you can publish anywhere. We can help you set it up on a basic WordPress install or a similar platform as part of the Go-Live support call.

How is this different from hiring someone on Upwork?

Upwork writers write from questionnaires and assumptions. We write from your customers’ actual words, which are documented, cited, and verified. The difference shows up in the copy.

Can you guarantee results?

No. Nobody can guarantee results—and if they do, they’re lying. What I can guarantee is a page built on real research, delivered in 5 days, with a 30-day check-in to review real data and make adjustments.

Why is the price so much lower than an agency’s?

Because I need proof-of-concept more than I need a large paycheck right now, I was laid off twice. I’m building something, so, in return for the low price, I ask for honest feedback, a case study if it works, and a testimonial.